Mr. Bobby Matsumoto, Dinkie attorney at law was seen at the Dinkeron Lounge & Bar last night attempting to do stand up comedy! After having some liquid courage, Bobby took the mic and repeated some stale monologues lifted from more established performers.
The first part of his act was tried and true wife jokes. Matsumoto sobered up a bit, realizing his wife Mio might hear. Wiping his kitty brow and stretching his collar under the lounge lights, Bobby spoke about daily life. He justified himself declaring his law career is a joke anyway in between sips of water.
In the audience was Noki, his faithful employee Ms. Morg, Bunny and Blade. Thomas Surange was in the back of the lounge heckling throughout Bobby's entire act. The exploding cigars Bobby smokes did not help the situation.
After his stand up act was over, Bobby mused that all he wanted in life was to play the cowbell.
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