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Story Plot & List of Characters
Mr. Bobby Matsumoto
Low brow lawyer. Bobby first gained notoriety through his late-night TV commercials for his law firm. He will pay DJs to play his radio ad during their sets, especially with Mr. Jet. He demands that Mr. Jet plays Bobby's law firm ad or he will sue. Bobby forgot that he did try to sue Jet, which was unsuccessful.
Contrary to rumors, Bobby has won some cases. Usually on a technicality.
Bobby will take on any and all cases. His speciality is suing. Bobby's motto is "everything I sue, I sue for you."
Bobby's best client is Fleazil. Fleazil is a kind family flea, who has a HUGE family with his wife Fleaonce. The Fleazil family have about 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ offspring. The Fleazil family has shown kindness to Bobby. They often invited Bobby over for Sunday dinner. This results in Bobby taking home some of the Fleazils' offspring, much to Mio's chagrin. At the moment, Bobby has some of the younger fleas intern at his law firm.
Bobby is married to Mio Matsumoto, an arranged marriage. He has one son with Mio named Junichi, who is a teenage hacker. His father-in-law is the dangerous Yakuza crime boss Junichi Horan, and his sister-in-law is the psychotic Yakuza princess, and heir to the Horan crime syndicate, Kano Ito. His brother is the well-respected sumo wrestler Takamisakari Matsumoto. In Sumo circles, Takamisakari is a mega star athlete back in Japan. Let's just say Takamisakari is the complete opposite of Bobby. At Matsumoto family functions, Takamisakari makes Bobby look bad.
The misery doesn't end there. Bobby is haunted by Janice Villota, a succubus who shows up at inappropriate times. She claims she had an affair with Bobby, but that could be just his nightmares...
Bobby's two main employees are Ms. Morg and Courtney Holloway Black.
Bobby and Sharkpiro attended Dinkeron University together. Sharkpiro has spread rumors that Bobby cheated on his bar exam. (Truth is, it might be Sharkpiro who cheated.)
Bobby and Sharkpiro are arch-nemeses, but they have worked on cases together. They have even helped each other out - only to complain and insult each other the next day.
Bobby has a VERY large bar tab at Tube Bar. This has resulted in getting assaulted by a local Dinkeron hitman.
At least once a year, Bobby gets either attacked, or finds himself in some kind of accident.
Fun fact: Bobby never wanted to become a lawyer. His dream was to be a musician, playing the cowbell. His father, however, forced Bobby into the law field. Due to this, Bobby drowns his sorrows with Wootberry wine, and plays the cowbell while Mio is asleep.
Contrary to rumors, Bobby has won some cases. Usually on a technicality.
Bobby will take on any and all cases. His speciality is suing. Bobby's motto is "everything I sue, I sue for you."
Bobby's best client is Fleazil. Fleazil is a kind family flea, who has a HUGE family with his wife Fleaonce. The Fleazil family have about 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ offspring. The Fleazil family has shown kindness to Bobby. They often invited Bobby over for Sunday dinner. This results in Bobby taking home some of the Fleazils' offspring, much to Mio's chagrin. At the moment, Bobby has some of the younger fleas intern at his law firm.
Bobby is married to Mio Matsumoto, an arranged marriage. He has one son with Mio named Junichi, who is a teenage hacker. His father-in-law is the dangerous Yakuza crime boss Junichi Horan, and his sister-in-law is the psychotic Yakuza princess, and heir to the Horan crime syndicate, Kano Ito. His brother is the well-respected sumo wrestler Takamisakari Matsumoto. In Sumo circles, Takamisakari is a mega star athlete back in Japan. Let's just say Takamisakari is the complete opposite of Bobby. At Matsumoto family functions, Takamisakari makes Bobby look bad.
The misery doesn't end there. Bobby is haunted by Janice Villota, a succubus who shows up at inappropriate times. She claims she had an affair with Bobby, but that could be just his nightmares...
Bobby's two main employees are Ms. Morg and Courtney Holloway Black.
Bobby and Sharkpiro attended Dinkeron University together. Sharkpiro has spread rumors that Bobby cheated on his bar exam. (Truth is, it might be Sharkpiro who cheated.)
Bobby and Sharkpiro are arch-nemeses, but they have worked on cases together. They have even helped each other out - only to complain and insult each other the next day.
Bobby has a VERY large bar tab at Tube Bar. This has resulted in getting assaulted by a local Dinkeron hitman.
At least once a year, Bobby gets either attacked, or finds himself in some kind of accident.
Fun fact: Bobby never wanted to become a lawyer. His dream was to be a musician, playing the cowbell. His father, however, forced Bobby into the law field. Due to this, Bobby drowns his sorrows with Wootberry wine, and plays the cowbell while Mio is asleep.
Robert Sharkpiro
Prominent corporate lawyer with many connections. Has a treadmill in his office. Hits the gym everyday. His wife is Amanda Starrs. His arch nemesis is Bobby Matsumoto. He insults Bobby and other Tinies using the word "shorty." Sharkpiro wins most of his cases, using intimidation in the courtroom.
Despite his huge inflated ego and menacing statue, sometimes Sharkpiro does have a sense of justice. He represented Bobby in court when Bobby was unfairly accused of something. Despite this, Sharkpiro and Bobby still insult each other. Bobby calls him "a stinky fishy' daily.
Little known fact: Bobby and Sharkpiro attended the same law school together, class of 1993 over at Dinkeron University. Sharkpiro has spread rumors that Bobby cheated on his bar exam, but evidence (which Sharkpiro has repressed) shows it might've been Sharkpiro all along.
His wife is internet/social media influencer and model Amanda Starrs. He will often buy Amanda cars, in which she crashes after a week. The couple leads a very decadent lifestyle outside of work.
Despite his huge inflated ego and menacing statue, sometimes Sharkpiro does have a sense of justice. He represented Bobby in court when Bobby was unfairly accused of something. Despite this, Sharkpiro and Bobby still insult each other. Bobby calls him "a stinky fishy' daily.
Little known fact: Bobby and Sharkpiro attended the same law school together, class of 1993 over at Dinkeron University. Sharkpiro has spread rumors that Bobby cheated on his bar exam, but evidence (which Sharkpiro has repressed) shows it might've been Sharkpiro all along.
His wife is internet/social media influencer and model Amanda Starrs. He will often buy Amanda cars, in which she crashes after a week. The couple leads a very decadent lifestyle outside of work.
Smokie Ginger
Manages Dinkeron, and Tube Bar. Entrepreneur. Former manager of DJ Josh, in which Josh received payment of stale donuts. Best friend of Mr. Jet. Likes to cook and build.
Was a former client of Bobby, but she fired him as her lawyer. She now retains the services of Robert Sharkpiro. Bobby has been suing Smokie ever since.
Was a former client of Bobby, but she fired him as her lawyer. She now retains the services of Robert Sharkpiro. Bobby has been suing Smokie ever since.
Mr. Jet Alister Black
Jet is a DJ, artist, clothing creator and helps manage the Tube Bar. He's mostly mopping the floors after Bobby leaves a mess.
DJ Conall
Best blues DJ in all of Second Life. Spins weekly at AllSmol's and Tube Bar.
Noki The Cat Writer
Owns the lounge and bar in Downtown Dinkeron
Josh
DJ at Tube Bar, plays Swing, Barber Shop and Jazz. Husband of Nettie Wondercat. Frenemies with Mr. Jet.
Jan Ross
Djs Ambient and 'relax' sets. Always being used by Bobby Matsumoto.
Sky
Photographer, supplies Bobby with endless supply of Wootberry wine. Sky cannot be sued.
Morgdahli (Ms. Morg)
Faithful employee for Bobby Matsumoto.
Ms. Morg (as Bobby calls her) was made 'employee of the year'.
Ms. Morg (as Bobby calls her) was made 'employee of the year'.
DJ Rain
She's been DJing in Second Life for 12 years! Spins every Saturday, 12-2pm SLT.
DJ Luna Ice Dragoness
DJ at Downtown Dinkeron. Fridays, 12pm - 2pm SLT.
Fleazil
Best client of Bobby Matsumoto. Always inviting Bobby over for Sunday dinner with his family.
Fleaonce
Wife of Fleazil. Mother 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 + offspring. Bobby has brought some of the family flea offspring with him.
Sheikh Ahmed Adil
Rich oil tycoon. One of Bobby's clients. Drills for oil everywhere.
Bobby once got the Sheikh lost for over a month in the Midwest.
Bobby once got the Sheikh lost for over a month in the Midwest.
Doggie Howser, M.D.
Head doctor of Dinkeron hospital.
Agent Madeline Rockford, aka Nurse Madeline.
Going undercover as a vicious nurse, Agent Madeline reports to Agent Drake and works with Lemming from the DDA. She is currently partnered to Lemming, another undercover agent.
Lemming From The BDA
Undercover agent and dentist, involved with the Dinkeron Dentist Association. His bazooka shoots out teeth when he's not in his dental practice. Is currently partnered to Agent Madeline.
Has nothing to do with Monty Python.
Has nothing to do with Monty Python.
Herr Professor Sigfried Freud, PhD
Esteemed but eccentric professor of psychology at Dinkeron University.
He once taught a course with both Bobby Matsumoto and Robert Sharkpiro as his students. Herr Freud did not have good words for either of his two former students.
Herr Freud identified Sharkpiro as a narcissist. As for Bobby, he wrote him off as "completely useless."
He once taught a course with both Bobby Matsumoto and Robert Sharkpiro as his students. Herr Freud did not have good words for either of his two former students.
Herr Freud identified Sharkpiro as a narcissist. As for Bobby, he wrote him off as "completely useless."
Janice Villota
A succubus who haunts Bobby Matsumoto. She claims to have intimate relations with him. She addresses him with the greeting "Hello Big Boy..." Usually shows up at the most inappropriate times.
Bother Catael
Runs the Dinkeron Church
Dona Pomba Gira
Proprietor of the Magickal Childe new age shop, across the street from Dinkeron church.
Agent Drake
Undercover dectective.
Chester Fields
Catnip dealer, bank robber, petty thief, all around lowlife. Lives at the sleazy motel across the street from Tube Bar and Bobby's law firm. Chester is one of Bobby's regular clients.
Supplies Bobby with his exploding cigars.
Once stole Jet's smart tv after Jet was nice enough to let Chester stay at his place.
Supplies Bobby with his exploding cigars.
Once stole Jet's smart tv after Jet was nice enough to let Chester stay at his place.
Mio Matsumoto
Wife of Bobby Matsumoto, and daughter of Kazuka boss.
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